Now look at me.
Look back at your couch. Now look back at me.
You will find that much like the Prince Charming of your childhood, I am gentle and adoring and give fabulous kisses. Although I cannot father any puppies for you, I want nothing more than to sit at your feet and to look adoringly into your eyes (although I find a stuffed chicken does help pass the time while you are out). You will feel safe knowing that I am on guard and will alert you of any possible danger with my low and melodious bark. I think you will agree it is more of a “boof” than a bark.
I come with this fine set of wheels which are on loan from CorgiAid. You can be confident that I will never go running around on you … you can trust me.
No pushing, line forms to the left!