I am the long arm — and the short legs — of the law.
I shot J.R.
This ain’t my first rodeo.
If the guys down at day camp see this, it’s curtains.
Does this hat make my ass look big?
A one gallon hat? You’re doing it wrong.
I enjoy farting in the wind.
The chicks dig my Ted Nugent hat.
I’m the cowboy your mother warned you about.
Never squat with your spurs on!
Nap-y trails to you …