I found your missing book. Chapter one was delicious!
Oh OK. I see what you did here.
My brain says book. My smile says snackerooni time.
This book isn’t going to read itself, y’know.
Apparently that IS his inside voice.
If I had five books and somebody asked to borrow one, how many books would I have? That’s right, five. #pawsoffmybooks
Frankly, I found the lack of dogs a little disturbing.
Bookmarks are for quitters
Dude, you just gave away the ending!
In my defense, they told me barking at the bookmobile earned extra credit.
I don’t read history. I make history. I am CORGI!