“He’s never met a dog or person he doesn’t like …
“He has no respect for personal space and is grouchy in the morning. After he is fed he likes to go back to sleep, usually under the bed.”
“At human dinner time, he goes to get a stuffed animal and brings it to the table with him. He tries to trade it for some food.”
“Although this doesn’t work on me, I believe my husband might be encouraging this behavior.”
The (stubby) End.