HAPPY CARDIGAN FRIDAY!
Oh yeah, I can derp. I can derp with the BEST of ’em! Wanna see?
Derp + head tilt? I call this advanced derping. You’re welcome.
This here derp brings ALL the mail carriers to my yard. Can they resist? No.
What’s a derp? (says the young derp-ing prodigy) I don’t know nuttin’ ’bout no derps.
Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? (Rich guy derp).
Full body derp, anybody? (For your fancy pants people, it’s in-DERP-retive dance).
What “please don’t feed the animals” sign? I see nothing. Not even that that half sandwich in your back pocket. Nope.
Synchronized full body DERPS-itude, now with intermediate cheese ball points!
Hey buddy, take a picture. It’ll last longer.