Aren’t you overthinking this?
Well hello there, lover.
Loading zone, right here. Nice and easy.
Y’know, they call them PUPsicles for a reason.
Have I told you lately that I love you?
You, me and pizza. It’s a beautiful thing.
“It would be rude of us to beg” said no Corgis ever. Never ever noper.
You say strawberry shortcake, I say SNARFLE.
What deli platter? I know nothing about that extra-large deli platter.
Home slice, you complete me.
Every bite you take. Every morsel of steak. Every chew you make. I’m right here.
We’re not begging. We’re looking adoringly.