Too much Monday.
Not enough coffee.
Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions.
Coffee smells like unicorns and magic.
Now hand it over.
You either love coffee or you are wrong.
Coffee and I are having a moment.
I’ll deal with you later.
Coffee isn’t a drug.
It’s a vitamin, silly!
Oh hello officer.
In dog coffees, I’ve only had one.
The only cure for too much coffee is more coffee.
“I never frap until I’ve had my coffee.”
Said no Corgi ever.
Love is in the air.
And it smells a lot like coffee.
First I drink the coffee.
Then I do the things.
You’re cute and all.
But I’m not sharing the coffee.
Shhhh don’t speak.
Let’s just enjoy the smell of coffee brewing.
Just put down the coffee and walk away.
Nobody gets hurt.
Have you ever paused to wonder
Whether coffee is addicted to ME?
Official Disclaimer: DO NOT GIVE YOUR CORGI COFFEE, even if they’re keen on the bean. Just don’t. Puppacinos are a different story. (The lowdown on those is coming next week).