These are my principles and if you don’t like them … well, I have others.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
The problem with doing nothing is you never know when you’re finished.
What do you get when you combine an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
A black cat crossing your path is a signal the animal is going somewhere.
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
Up and comer Neville Whiskerthinskin Marx, CoRgO’s great-great-great-great-great-great grandson. Note the family resemblance. Uncanny stuff!