That Java download joke was only funny the first time. Nine times later, not so much.
I want to help you, but I’m thinking about snacks.
Passwords are like underpants. You don’t just lend them out.
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
When I asked what you clicked, you said “nothing.” The twelve toolbars in your browser suggest otherwise.
You have two PhD’s? That’s great. Now try clicking “forgot password” for me.
Step aside. I’m here because you broke something.
Never let your printer know you’re in a hurry. It senses fear.
I’ve changed all your passwords to “incorrect.” You’re welcome.
Want to freak out your neighbors? Name your Wi-Fi “FBI surveillance van #3.”
Somebody get me out of here. Now.