What time is it? ‘Tocks o’ clock, naturally.
Take a picture, darlin’. It’ll last longer.
You again? You’re kind of a weirdo.
Curb your enthusiasm already. Seriously, get a grip.
Oops. Did I butt dial you again?
These buns are all you need, sesame seed.
Well butter my buns and call me biscuit!
Not in a public place. Don’t embarass me.
Yes, you are still weird.
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.
Swiggity swoo, this bum’s for you!
My butt may be big, but there’s no song about your flat one.
Uhm, a little privacy here?
No shame in the Corgi game!
You are now Officially Weird, looking at dog butts on the internet.
(This post first appeared on The Daily Corgi in September of 2016).