Line forms to the left. No pushing.
Scout
I got a smoocheroo with your name on it.
Chopin and Blue Rat
I’d like to plant one. Right on ya.
Gatsby
Smack dab on the kisser!
Jaclyn and Sadie Bells
With this Corgi, I thee wed.
So pretty, I gotta kiss myself!
Waffle
The first three are free. Ater that, the meter’s running.
John Farleigh and the mistletoe make out.
Roo & co.
I know you canoodled with that poodle. I can smell it on your breath.
Bring a napkin. This could get messy.
D’awwwwwww. That is all. Just d’aaaaaw.
Benson
Don’t judge. A guy’s gotta keep food on the table.
Yorick
Limited time offer. Good for 1,000 kisses.
Uh, no kissing here. NOPE and NOPER!
(This post first appeared on The Daily Corgi in September of 2016).