Today might be one of those days when my coffee needs a coffee.

DogBuddy
I only drink coffee Monday through Friday. (And on the weekends).
May your coffee be strong and your lunch hour long!
Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions. Coffee understands me.
How do I feel when there’s no coffee? Depresso. Get it?
It’s called a puppacino. You got a problem with that, pipsqueak?
Before I had coffee, I didn’t know how awesome I’d be today either!
Oh, just precious.
I’ll take four of those. Hold the coffee.