Ladies and gentlemen, a grave injustice has been visited upon D.C. area Corgi extraordinaire Jasper Islington. A wrong so wrong that it cannot stand, a stain on the good name of this innocent Corgi, a smear on the name of all that is DERP!
Facebook has decided Jasper’s page is spammy and muzzled him. For two months. That’s right, Jasper can’t post about himself on any page (except his own) for two months. Have they confused spammy with hammy? Because Jasper is hammy.
Of course he’s hammy. Any Corgi worth his salt is hammy. It’s no crime … or is it?
Facebook has done the unthinkable: quieted a Corgi. Silenced one of nature’s free roaming entertainers. My friends, the time has come to awaken the sleeping giant that IS Corgi Nation.
To rise as one and stand together in support of Jasper Islington. To like his facebook page, share his photos, comment on all that is Jasper-licious. If he cannot come to us, WE WILL COME TO JASPER.
These are your marching orders. Team Jasper is GO!
Go gettum Laurie.