Toby here! My agent’s been off lately. Result? The life of a dog in demand ain’t easy. Great gravy, it keeps a guy on his toes. I’m up for it, though. In fact, I’m actually up for FETCHING by now — if only the family would take my hints. Yes, hints with an S. I’m dropping plenty!
This photo is blurry because I am moving so fast. No slowing down a speeding train, people.
Word on the boulevard is I’m into the t-shirts now. You got that right! Every hero needs a costume. Not I think I’m a hero. You all seem to think so, I’m just playing along. But I do like these shirts. Might even start my own line. All the big names are doing it!
(I draw the line at a celebrity cologne).
Big name or no, I really am just a down to earth fella. Just a few inches from the earth, as a matter of fact. This is how I retain my modesty. Never too big for the britches, no matter how big the britches. I fill’em! Never let it be said I let anybody down in the britches division.
So there’s been a bit of kerfuffle about a wrong post office box number in the Team Toby Holiday Card Drive. I’m not pointing paws (hello MAILMAN), but here’s the correct address (with updated post office box number) for all those cards and fan mail:
Derric Throne & Family
P.O. Box 852033
Mesquite, TX 75185
You may have stuff returned if it was sent to the wrong (previously published) address. Sorry about that. (Again, MAILMAN. You didn’t hear it from me).
Okay, Toby, I am very much bowled over by your expanding wardrobe! You are a fashion plate for certain.