You Say Unicorn, I say UniCORG!

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorg …

… then be a unicorg!

The lesser known uniloaf.

They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became a unicorg.

We both kissed the same frog. Love is so random.

What?! Being a Corgi got too complicated.

I know you are, but what am I?

Unicorgs poop rainbows and glitter. Wanna see?

Some run with the wolves. Others canoodle with the unicorns.

Try not to judge.

Yes, I am a unicorn. A badass unicorn.

Oh yeah? Well I don’t believe in humans either.

And neither do I.