Throwback Thursday: You Say Unicorn, I say UniCORG!

 

Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorg …

 

… then be a unicorg!

 

The lesser known uniloaf.

 

They told me I could be anything I wanted. So I became a unicorg.

 

We both kissed the same frog. Love is so random.

 

What?! Being a Corgi got too complicated.

 

I know you are, but what am I?

 

Unicorgs poop rainbows and glitter. Wanna see?

 

Some run with the wolves. Others canoodle with the unicorns.

 

Try not to judge.

 

Yes, I am a unicorn. A badass unicorn.

 

Oh yeah? Well I don’t believe in humans either.

 

And neither do I.

  

(This post first appeared on The Daily Corgi in August of 2017).