Party Pooping Official Disclaimer: The Daily Corgi neither endorses or encourages the operation of moving vehicles by Corgis. Under NO circumstances should any car, coupe, joy wagon, jeep, roadster, jalopy, truck, buggy, brougham, motorcar, van, vehicle, motorized conveyance or horseless carriage ever have a Corgi operator. Why? Corgis are the Mister Toads of the road; they can’t drive a straight line, they go goggly-eyed at the sound of a revving motor, leave bite marks on the steering wheel, and lay on the horn a little too much. Worst of all, their feet can’t reach the pedals.
Hide the keys! You’ve been warned.
p.s. Corgis make excellent backseat drivers.
(This post has previously appeared on The Daily Corgi).
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