These ears aren’t getting any bigger. Fur sails are at full mast.
I feel a breeze coming on.
From six miles away.
I’ve heard ALL the jokes and I read lips too.
Yours clearly said “that hungry dog needs cheese”.
Cheese is life.
Have you heard what they say about a dog with big ears? I have.
And yes, it’s true.
Yes, I can hear you.
I just choose not to listen.
Wait — did you say lunch?
Going my way?
It’s only awkward the first time.
Come fly with me, baby!
(This post first appeared on the blog in October, 2016).