I didn’t choose the basketball life. The basketball life chose me.
Who you callin’ short fries?!
Put me in, coach! I’m ready to play.
I shoots. I scores. I shuts ’em down. It’s what I do.
I’m just a Corgi. Lying before a basketball. Asking it to love him.
Behold, the basketball butt.
Ball. Is. Life!
When I win, I sleep the sleep of kings. And baby, it’s good to be king.