Corgi Hoop Dreams

 

I didn’t choose the basketball life. The basketball life chose me.

 

Who you callin’ short fries?!

 

Put me in, coach! I’m ready to play.

 

I shoots. I scores. I shuts ’em down. It’s what I do.

 

I’m just a Corgi. Lying before a basketball. Asking it to love him.

 

Behold, the basketball butt.

 

Ball. Is. Life!

 

When I win, I sleep the sleep of kings. And baby, it’s good to be king.